Wednesday, March 24, 2010
A Comfy Couch To Hump
The dog in the background of this photo belongs to my brother. Her name is Kona. The dog in the foreground is named Hef, and he belongs to my brother's girlfriend.
Kona was given to Sal as a puppy, and when she got to be around a year old I asked my brother what was up in the hizay* since Hef isn't neutered. He told me there was no prob Bob, because Hef only humps the couch cushions.
I am not making this up. That's is what he told me when I asked him a few months ago.
Guess who decided on a little more variety after humping that couch for a while?
Nine puppies later I wonder if my brother still thinks Hef only gets a case of the humps when he sees large pieces of furniture.
*And by "hizay" I meant that I had seen this commercial enough times to know that we are all good on puppies in this country, so fix that shit!**
**And by "fix that shit!" I meant: Everyone thinks their dog is special. There are approximately 9 million companion animals put to sleep in this country every year, and they are no less special than the one you chose to feed. You merely got attached to that one. Your dog ain't that special, so you know....fix that shit!
If my brother finds out about this post, I am going to be in big trouble. Pray for me.