"A Handjob is still a job, okay?"
~ Terry of Tacos, Tacos, Tacos, Tacos (Reno 911)
after getting caught on the intersection camera
giving handjobs for $3.00 each during the red lights
Turd In The Punchbowl: 1. A comparative phrase that adds a certain repugnance to describe an idea, remark or occurrence that fell flat, killed conversation, was socially unacceptable, or went over like the proverbial lead balloon. 2. Similarly, a gauche, socially inept or unwelcome person who has a stultifying effect on social gatherings, or, by extension, was involved in some futile or hugely unpopular effort.