I haven't posted in over three months. I feel shitty that I have left you, dear reader, high and dry all Summer. I hope you have missed me; I have missed you.
I am working my way back to your love, but in the meantime: do you twit? Twat? Tweet.
I've taken my shit to the Twitter world and I am hoping you will follow me there. Follow me, retweet me, I am a turd looking for some exposure.
Imagine how much less annoying I will be in 140 characters or less.
See you soon back here my friends!
